incorrectxfiles:

Skinner: Mulder?

Mulder: Scully used to call me that :(

Skinner: because it’s your fucking name

penfairy:

why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

undertale-cringeart:

Them: Minor Attracted People.
Me, an intellectual: Pedophiles.

punkjabi:

cals-art:

punkjabi:

y’all on tumblr on valentine’s day? don’t you have pussy to be drowning in?

K but you’re on here too tho

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